I hate pigeons. All the do is shit, eat shit and go gutarrr guu..gutarrr guu….gutarrr..guu

I recently wrote my final papers, for which we were made to sit in a classroom that had windows on 3 sides out of 4. Adding to the bad luck already, was the fact that the classroom was on the 1st floor and right next to a busy road.

Instead of hearing the clock running tick-tick-tick, all we, the students, could hear was… peeemp peemp - dhhrrrrr - peeemp - gutarrr guu - gutaarrr - dhrrrrr - peeemp . The college authorities refused to close the fucking windows too. I tried to silently shoo away the pigeons, but one pesky bastard flew away and invited 6-7 more pigeons to the party.

Grrrr…. why can’t we all silently live in peace ?

So here’s 50 paise to all the pigeons near my college. Go lay some shit at some open ground