I wouldn’t be surprised if they force the “Bombay Rockers” to change their name too.
There would be hardly anyone who has been living in Mumbai and not come across the Shiv-Sainiks. Their fetish for their choice of language in Maharashtra is well known too. So much so that they can go to any extent to have their word.
Now, I can understand one’s love for his homeland, his state and his mother tongue. I myself am a Maharashtrian, and love my language. But you don’t see me publishing this blog in Marathi, do you ?
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Sounds good ?
Some of the sainiks, however, have had a special fetish for the name “Mumbai“. They had the name of Bombay changed to Mumbai. Then “Bombay Central” was changed to “Mumbai Central”. And now, the sainiks are behind the immensely popular school, Bombay Scottish. Apparently, they want the school to change the name to Mumbai Scottish.
If they have their way here too, although I so hope they don’t, let’s just take a look at what could be next in line.
- Bombay Stock Exchange
- Bombay Gymkhana
- Bombay Duck ( the fish )
- Bombay to Goa ( the movie )
So here’s fiftypaise to sainiks, it’ll help them in their stupid efforts.
If you consider yourself a normal human being, let me ask you a question. If you saw some nice little plants planted at a public place, what would you do ? Well, apparently, the folks with the ugly red mouths who eat Gutkha all the time think that spitting on the plans is the best way.
The photo pictured above has taken just outside the Arrivals section of Terminal 1B of Mumbai’s domestic Airport. Recently, crores of rupees were spent on beautification of the airport and the waiting area just outside the exit was given special attention.
Such plants have been planted all over the area with small water fountains just next to them. But apparently, Indian people are sworn to life NOT to keep places clean.
Would you pay someone any amount of money as breakage charges when you haven’t really broken anything ?
If you’re not filthy rich, or enjoying “apne bade baap ka kaala paisa“, you’d have answered that question as a firm “NO!“. Well, imagine paying Rs. 600 as breakage fees.
Yes, that’s the amount my college charges as Breakage fees per student. Our department itself has 128 students. That gives the college a collection of over Rs. 76,000. Our college has about 10 different streams and although I’m not too sure how much the charge would be, it would be about the same.
What’s worse is, we have no other option but to pay these charges as non-payment of the same and they withhold our result. And anyone can guess what the consequences for that can be.Man, my college is such as ASS indeed.
So here’s 50 paise to my college to add to their treasuries. Sorry, but that’s what they deserve to get.
I hate pigeons. All the do is shit, eat shit and go gutarrr guu..gutarrr guu….gutarrr..guu
I recently wrote my final papers, for which we were made to sit in a classroom that had windows on 3 sides out of 4. Adding to the bad luck already, was the fact that the classroom was on the 1st floor and right next to a busy road.
Instead of hearing the clock running tick-tick-tick, all we, the students, could hear was… peeemp peemp - dhhrrrrr - peeemp - gutarrr guu - gutaarrr - dhrrrrr - peeemp . The college authorities refused to close the fucking windows too. I tried to silently shoo away the pigeons, but one pesky bastard flew away and invited 6-7 more pigeons to the party.
Grrrr…. why can’t we all silently live in peace ?
So here’s 50 paise to all the pigeons near my college. Go lay some shit at some open ground