Would you pay someone any amount of money as breakage charges when you haven’t really broken anything ?

If you’re not filthy rich, or enjoying “apne bade baap ka kaala paisa“, you’d have answered that question as a firm “NO!“. Well, imagine paying Rs. 600 as breakage fees.

Yes, that’s the amount my college charges as Breakage fees per student. Our department itself has 128 students. That gives the college a collection of over Rs. 76,000. Our college has about 10 different streams and although I’m not too sure how much the charge would be, it would be about the same.

What’s worse is, we have no other option but to pay these charges as non-payment of the same and they withhold our result. And anyone can guess what the consequences for that can be.Man, my college is such as ASS indeed.

So here’s 50 paise to my college to add to their treasuries. Sorry, but that’s what they deserve to get.

This one can be neatly labelled as bizarre and funny.

In an incident that is exactly as weird as it sounds, Hyderabadi skies noticed a big fuck up of sorts as a pilot of KLM Airlines from Amsterdam refused to land at the newly constructed Shamshabad airport in Hyderabad. The pilot, who was totally unaware of the new airport, flew to the old Begumpet airport. Imagine the shock of his life, when he was told that the facility was no longer open. The ATC there redirected him to the new functional airport in Hyderabad, the Shamshabad airport.

The pilot had no idea what that was, and hence refused to land there. Post incident talks reveal that the pilot refused to land there because his company did not receive the Notam ( Notice to Airmen ), which, according to the airport sources, was sent to every airline in the world. The pilot then made the decision to fly the plane carrying 220 economy class and 13 business class passengers to Delhi. However, here, the pilot was refused permission to land.

The pilot finally made his way to Mumbai where the passengers were put up in city hotels by the KLM airline employees. We are not sure what happened to the passengers who wanted to fly back to Amsterdam.

So here’s 50 paise to the folks from the Airport Authorities, to hire a personal message delivery guy and another 50 paise to the KLM officials to get better thinking minds

News source: TOI dated 24th March, 2008

I hate pigeons. All the do is shit, eat shit and go gutarrr guu..gutarrr guu….gutarrr..guu

I recently wrote my final papers, for which we were made to sit in a classroom that had windows on 3 sides out of 4. Adding to the bad luck already, was the fact that the classroom was on the 1st floor and right next to a busy road.

Instead of hearing the clock running tick-tick-tick, all we, the students, could hear was… peeemp peemp - dhhrrrrr - peeemp - gutarrr guu - gutaarrr - dhrrrrr - peeemp . The college authorities refused to close the fucking windows too. I tried to silently shoo away the pigeons, but one pesky bastard flew away and invited 6-7 more pigeons to the party.

Grrrr…. why can’t we all silently live in peace ?

So here’s 50 paise to all the pigeons near my college. Go lay some shit at some open ground