5th Standard/Class or call it whatever… we’ve been studying about India’s Geographical layout in almost every chapter of the subject.

One major( in terms of its popularity ) states on India, has always been in the limelight since ages. Kashmir, has been in the centre of news all the while… Whether its the chinese from the east, Pakis from the west, the militancy from inside and what not…. the image of Kashmir kinda engraves itself onto the minds of us Indians, atleast to some extent…

But Not for this blogger

Have a look at this latest article posted by him…

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This is the map that he’s added alongwith the article.

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What ? You still don’t get it, do you ?

This is the actual Map of India with the correct borders of Kashmir..

Shame on you! Whoever you are..

So here’s fifty paise to this blogger to get a Book of General Knowledge.. or better yet, go back to his kindergarten.

Well,

Me: East mein chalega ? [ WIll you go to the east ? ]
Mr.Auto 1: Nahi ( and rushes off )

Me ( Mr.Auto 2 ): East ?

Mr. Auto 2: (Nods his head and off he goes )

Me ( right now; to the 3rd guy ): East mein ?

Mr. Auto 3: East mein kidhar ?

Me: Sangeeta Talkies.

Him: (Nods his head ) Sorry

Me: ( infuriated right now as I see a 4th guy approaching )

Mr. Auto 4: Doesn’t even stop ( )

Me: Anybody ?

All this while, the folks who has to actually travel to “east” and waiting hopefull across the street. I shrug; indicating all autowallahs are a$$-oles anyway

Well, to all those who haven’t understood the above, to give you a brief idea ; it is common in Mumbai Suburbs for an autowallah to refuse a fare as he expects a longer fare from someone else. This maybe happening everywhere else too, I’m not sure
Anywez, let me get this straight.

The following is addressed directly to the auto-wallahs and may contain abusive, indescent, call-it-what-you-may language. Parental discretion is advised. I just need to get it off my head.

Now what the fcuk do y’all think of yourselves you friggin autowallahs. We’re paying you for the fare you goddamn morons. Not a penny less. And you still deny us service “expecting” a higher fare. Oh come on ! :finger:

Recently, the Thane Traffic Police, conducted an operation ( no not a surgical one idiots ) in which they disguised themselves as “the common man” and fined the auto guys who refused them. Now wheres Mumbai traffic Police ehh ?

So here’s fifty paise to all those auto guys who refuse fare to old citizens. Have an awesome life ahead.

Ciao

Well,

Ever seen the FREE Gifts they give with the FMCGs ?? I believe most of us, have.

Do you find any logic behind the free gifts ? Most of the time, there is no fcuking relation between the actual product and the free gift it comes with.

Take for example the example alongside.

The manufacturers of the product, a household insecticide mosquito repellent mats are giving away free “imported” kitchen knife along with the pack. Yayyy, wow. Now it’ll be so damn easy to cut the dead mosquitos into small pieces with the knife, garnish it with a pinch of salt, a tinge of pepper and eat it. ( Awesome na )

Or even better, how about using the same knife to slit the brains open of the  people behind  this wonderful marketing trick ( )

Or for that matter, of all the people behind the products that come up with such absurd ideas ( )

So here’s fifty paise to such people to come up with some “useful” ideas. Atleast give us something meaningful.

Well, its Hell

No kidding. It really is. All the professors, excluding two are hell bent on kicking the asses of the children. They’re throwing tons of assignments at them, expecting them to be completed ASAP. Any small mistake, if any committed by a student and they thrash him like a lame dog.

They expect the students to get all the damn books. The timetable changes everyday.

No-one is ready to listen to the students. ( )

Theres this special group of students thats being targeted the most. I mean, comeon, we’re students. We are expected to be mischievous. But then, the profs are supposed to cure them.

Its like, none of the above said profs are doing whats supposed to be done. De-moralising the studetns is what they’re into right now ( Aaaarrgh )

Then there are those two assholes. No wait, three. I swear if only I had the right to kill.

So here’s fifty paise to my college staff. Go get a life and spare us. We’re humans too. Ohh and here’s fifty paise to my college authorities. Get better ( and kind ) faculties. Its the need of the hour. 

Believe me, never stop next to a Six-Tired Vehicle ( Trucks/Busses ) at a traffic Signal. NEVER

Why ?? Coz if you do, you’ll be covered in soot

I don’t get it. Why do all vehicles have their exhaust pipes right under their big asses ? I mean, the smoke ultimately rises towards the sky, right ? So why not direct it through the pipe ? Why blow all the fuckin smoke on the innocent people standing next to you.

Forget that. Why can’t they bloody switch of their old shitty diesel engines at the signal. The Traffic police has become kind enough to install countdown timers at almost every big signal. You oughtta know when the light’s gonna turn green. Why the fcuk do you need to act as if you are Vin Diesel from Fast and the furious 2 and pump the gas every second. Believe me, your engine is as good as shit.

Its so frikkin irritating, believe me. Also, the probablity of you clad in a white apparel & coming to a halt next to them is as good a the probability of India loosing a game in cricket.

So here’s fifty paise to all the drivers in the metro cities. Get a life and spare us.